Weblog

Thursday, 14 May 2009

  • Oh my Goddess I still have an Xanga.
    Got through my first year of College with some pretty good grades and only one F which I'm replacing next semester so that's pretty tight. The F was in Math anyway, so it was basically a given from the start. 
    I watched the new Star Trek movie the other day, and it was AWESOME. We went when there were a lot of people who were just seeing it because everyone else did though, so I was laughing at all the reference jokes and no one else was so it was awkward.
    I traded the guy at the gas station my Tank Girl comic for the first volume of Y The Last Man. Definitely worth it - this book is amazing. Especially the way that it starts out with a timeline of events and all of the women are either drastically feminist or want to repopulate the world - there's no in between. I also like that the last man is totally about finding the woman that he loves instead of going out and doing everyone that he possibly can - although I know that if all of this was to actually happen that would be completely unrealistic. Anyway, I'm just excited to finish it even though I know I won't ever get around to buying the next volume anytime soon.
    I WANT BATTLESTAR GALACTICA BACK. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW.
    I saw debris or an asteroid the other day when I was driving home. It was this giant yellow thing, and then all of a sudden it started to fall and turn orange and then it disappeared. Then, when I turned the corner I saw a star do the same thing. I wish that someone would have been there because it was so tight and everyone half believes me.
    Ummm..
    Work started back up again. I really want to get a job at DCBS, but mom keeps telling me that I don't need a second job at 18. It would only be a couple of days a week though, and it's an extra bit of money towards a car, so I think that when it gets closer to the school year I'll apply anyway, since it would be a job that I could keep during school, too. That would definitely help - seeing as how I work all summer, still don't have enough money for school, and so I'm living off of change for half of the year.
    Now, I shall leave the Xanga world, and hopefully one day remember that it exists again.

Wednesday, 21 May 2008

  • LaLaLa so I think I'm too late to sign up for the SATs in order to get my scores by August. Woops.

    I'm back to working at the zoo, and I'm working six days a week. It's taking some getting used to since I've been sitting on my ass for the past 6 months.. but I've got to pay for college. And SUNSHIIINE. It's still freezing but atleast it's bright outside.

    My mom got an English-Italian dictionary, and I'm reading it. So far, the only word that's stuck with me (in about a week) is Accendisigari.. meaning cigarette lighter, hahaha. So I'm guessing that just plain sigari is cigarette. I bet that'll come in handy if I ever find myself in Italy.

    I had a forill daydream today. Like, I didn't know if it was real or fake because I was out of it completely, and I wasn't asleep. I was boarding a plane because Zak and I were going to Ireland to spend my 21st birthday in pubs with singalongs and we were going to visit my uncles, aunts and cousins over there. Anyway, I wasn't sure what I thought about planes because I've never been on one, and then we were over the ocean and I realized my life was in the planes hands(wings). Something could break, freak weather could happen, the pilot could not know what to do, at night time get the sky and the water mixed up (it's a 13hour flight to get to Ireland, my grandma went regularly)... and that's a fucked up deal. You pay a shitload of money to get on a death machine. It's flying russian roulette. But I can't go on a boat or I'd kill myself so one day I'm going to play flying russian roulette on the death machine and hope I remember the words to the songs when I land.
    The flight back to America would be the biggest bitch anyways, everyone hates America. America hates America.

    LaLaLa. It's 12:04am right now, and I guess it's too late for me to go to sleep because I have to wash my clothes and get everything ready and be up by 7:00am. So, that being said, my rambling is completely nessessary, because I've been up since 5:00am. Ha! I win!

    So in the past week I've tried to quit drinking Mountain Dew....40 odd times. It just calls to me. I get splitting fucking headaches when I drink it, but it's making me even more lazy than usual.... which means that I went from getting up every so often to piss, to holding in my piss. Ouch.

    MISTA JONES! MISTA JONES!
    I can't wait to see the new Indiana Jones! I want to watch the trilogy before it comes out so it's fresh on my mind when I go to see it (I haven't watched all three of them in a row since I was like 10) because it's gonna be sowtiiightmistajones!

    Also, when Johnny Depp gets off of his fucking pedistal I'd like to see The Rum Diary before I'm 50. He keeps saying he's going to film it and then putting other movies before it. Over and over and over. And The Mutineer (an HST book) is going along that same track - it's been delayed more than a couple times, now. We've been waiting years, goddamnit!

    Monkey's take up 80% of all monkeys on Earth.

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

  • Current price of oil per barrel -- $109.72
    Price per barrel 18 months ago -- $56.82
    (Yeah.. I'll give you a minute to process and get pissed).

    I found out how Japanese people stay so eensie weensie. I was at the grocery and there was a stick figured PREGNANT Japanese lady looking at cookies.. so I thought they were magical cookies. I went and looked at the 3 inch tall , 2 inch wide box. They looked delicious. I read the back:
    "Serving size: 14
    Servings per box: 2"
    ...28 cookies in the smallest box known to Earth! Could you imagine how pissed off a little kid would get if they asked for a cookie and got something the size of their fingernail? They'd probably whip out a knife and go at it (and by ''it'' I mean your general mid-body).

    My brothers both have ragged on me to this day about how "I was totally lying about my speeding ticket being bogus". Today, while driving back from Indy, they got a ticket for going 10mph over... on the highway. "They didn't do it".

    It's a festival to celebrate the coming of the spring, and even if it's freezin', you can't feel a thing - there's a million Irish bodies to keep the cold away - EVERYBODY's Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
    Get ready, bitches! 5 days!

Thursday, 28 February 2008

  • I'm sick. I'm hot blooded, check and see, I've got a feva of a 103. Really. It snowed again. I have my period. I just ate my last air head. I have two of the most retarded dogs ever. The tv cancelled all of the tv guide channels. I can't and never will understand any math. The hot water ran out when I was covered in soap. The fever sweat is making me FREEZING but I'm not allowed to get under a blanket. Oh, and I have an entire bloated body of grumpy woman.

    But even with all that.. I'm still as r-a-d as e-v-e-r. Don't be too jealous.

Tuesday, 19 February 2008

  • The number 138 has been showing itself everywhere. The time on the clock when I happen to look at it every fucking day, the amount of poker chips I have, the amount of poker chips someone else has, on a sign, the change in my pocket... but you know what, I don't care because WE ARE 138! And if you don't get that.. you're not 138 and you should beat yourself up and down the block with a baseball bat, or have someone much, much bigger than you do it instead.

    Zak gave me pink roses for Valentine's day, and I stupidly put them on my dresser in the closet, and within a half hour the pedals on the outsides were turning brown from the florescent lights. I plucked them, and put them in a better place - they'll be okay now. I've decided I want to adopt a house plant. I don't care if he blooms flowers or if he's got big thick leaves, but I'm going to name him Freddy, water him every day, dress him up for special occations, leave a fan on him in the summer, put him on the heater in the winter, give him a cute little friend every spring, and make a pile of the prettiest leaves in the fall. I won't let him do drugs or worship satan... but he can have a spritz of wine on holidays... I'll include him in all my conversations, put his picture on a button and wear it everywhere I go, and hang his pictures on the walls. Mabye I'll even give him a leafy brother or sister one day. I'll never get a real Christmas tree, because I wouldn't want him to get jealous, and I'll paint his pot pretty colors. :) If someone wants to buy a house plant, I'll adopt it... otherwise, it may take me awhile.

    www.damninteresting.com Read the Chuck Bonnet and the Hallucinations section, it's really neat and it's got pictures.

Top Tags

[no tags]

kizristan001

  • Visit kizristan001's Xanga Site
    • Name: Kristan
    • Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana, United States
    • Birthday: 8/13/1990
    • Gender: Female
    • Member Since: 8/28/2004

Archives

Don't worry - your calendar is here… to see it in action just click "Save" above and refresh the page.

About Me

  • Little. Yellow. Different. Kristan.